The Office Values - part 1

Posted by Rob at August 31st, 2006

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The Office Values - part 2

Posted by Rob at August 31st, 2006

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I am 30% Extrovert, 70% Introvert

Posted by Rob at August 31st, 2006



You are quite reserved
You aren’t afraid of social situations…
But you very much prefer to go it alone
And why not? You’re your own best friend!
Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

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My Penis Name

Posted by Rob at August 31st, 2006


Your Penis Name Is…


Squirmin’ Herman the One-Eyed German

Penis Name Generator

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thegeneva.com » Penis Name

Posted by Rob at August 31st, 2006

thegeneva.com » Penis Name

And how do I find out my penis name?

How can you have a penis name? You don’t have a penis, unless you are keeping something from me

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Broken Printer

Posted by Rob at August 31st, 2006

Have you ever had your printer jam? Do you feel like you want to destroy your printer? This US Army solider did.
He didn’t like the support that he got from Hewlett Packard. The model in question was a HP5510.

Some how i don’t that shooting your printer full of holes is an approved method of clearing a paper jam. But it is a satifying way i guess.

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“amend” the Ten Commandments

Posted by Geneva at August 30th, 2006

Have you ever wanted to “amend” the Ten Commandments?
What would you add?
Here are some suggestions.

Thou shall watch thy step around agricultural colleges.
Thou shalt not goeth to a line that looks “goodeth,” chances areth, you would haveth been better offeth to stand behindeth the ten people in the othereth lane.

If it ain’t broke, [...]

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Lexus LS460 parks itself

Posted by Rob at August 30th, 2006

Lexus LS460 parks itself

How much is this system? Can I get one for my car?

Or even better for Geneva’s? :P

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Porn Private browsing roundup

Posted by Geneva at August 30th, 2006

So you love the internet, but you hate all the history, cookies, and incriminating whatnots hanging around your computer when you’ve finished “browsing”? Wanna keep your secret surfing under wraps? A few tools can help:

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Laser etching a Powerbook

Posted by Geneva at August 30th, 2006

When I first saw those crazy kids at Make magazine laser-etching their laptops, I thought, “I want that! But where the heck will I find a $20,000 laser cutter?” Luckily I got to visit Make HQ this past weekend at FOO Camp, and got a Celtic knot tattooed onto my Powerbook.

Check out the (admittedly crappy cameraphone) video to see the etching in action, and hit the jump for some more photos and other designs.

The Epilog laser cutter was hooked up to a Windows machine running Corel Draw. I designed my knot in Photoshop, dropped it onto a thumb drive as a .bmp file, and loaded it into Corel Draw. We did a dry run on a piece of paper to line up the Apple in the space in the middle of the knot, but the process wasn’t an exact science. (Big ups to Chris DiBona for making sure we got it just right!)

laser-etch1.jpg

This is the part when I knew for sure the design was in fact NOT going to touch the stem of the Apple logo, and I let out a big breath of relief.

Laser etching a Powerbook

And the finished product, which is perfectly - and unexpectedly - smooth as silk.

Laser etching a Powerbook

A few other PB’s got etched, as was a DS Lite. Digg’s Kevin Rose came by while my PB was getting etched, and he did his Macbook:

Kevin  Rose and his laser-etched MacBook

Thanks again to PT at Make and everyone at O’Reilly for making me love my Powerbook even more (and making it virtually unstealable!)

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